Price: $25,000,000
Oh, how many diamonds did you say you needed? One pink, one blue, 352 D color flawless and 520 fancy intense yellows.
Price: $7,944,000
Sorry, gold is currently the only color in which this case is available.
Price: $4,700,000
You haven't heard real music until you've listened to it through solid gold speakers.
Price: $2,000,000
You can't put a price on a machine that essentially turns you into a fish.
Price: $2,000,000
The only way Bruce Wayne watches movies.
Price: $1,350,000
Your only defense for a robot planet takeover.
Price: $1,195,000
Can't decide between a new truck or boat? We'll make it easy for you.
Price: $1,000,000
But if you prefer a boat, this is a great deal for a used 66.5-year-old restored Patrol Torpedo Boat from World War II.
Price: $350,000
For when your helicopter is on the fritz.
Price: $190,000
For when your flying car is on the fritz.
Price: $130,000
Regular television is for regular people. You friend, are not regular.
Price: $103,264
OK, it's no Chopard, but this is a great option if you're on a budget (or in the rainforest).
Price: $104,744
Pro tip: Don't leave this baby chained up outside your Brooklyn apartment.
Price: $65,000
Boats are great. But a boat that looks and acts like a shark? OK, you win at life.
Price: $65,000
It's like ... the James Bond of pools.
Price: $60,000
This is how all racing pros train at home.
Price: $55,000
It's totally street legal.
$50,000
There's even enough room for your personal chef.
Price: $44,750
Please do not disturb me while I am in my work pod.
Price: $35,000
You can replace the mole heads with pictures of your family. No, that's not a mean joke.
Price: $32,995
Wait, that's all it costs to get a picture of a mermaid in her natural habitat? This thing will pay for itself.
Price: $29,500
Doubles as a vampire sleeping pod.
Price: $25,000
Vegas-themed hotels got nothing on your sick game room.
Price: $20,000
Sadly, this tank is no longer available. But it made our list for best name. Badonkadonk adonka donk.
Price: $18,000
Oh, you have a race car bed? That's cute.
Price: $17,000
Who says you need friends?
Price: $15,774
Finally, an easy way to protect your $700 iPad: Dock it 11 feet in the air.
Price: $11,000
It also punches anyone who makes the duck face.
Price: $10,500
Yes it looks extravagant, but it's made from recycled materials.
Price: $10,000
If manual pedaling isn't your thing.
Price: $6,400
How is the most expensive throne in the world still less than 10 grand?
Price: $5,250
No one will ever hear you listening to the Backstreet Boys.
Price: $5,000+
The holy grail of geeky guitars.
Price: $5,000
If you move in with a significant other who says this couch "just doesn't match," you'll know it's over.
Price: $4,000
Think about it this way: Which is cheaper? Paying a bellhop's annual salary or buying this robot?
Price: $3,999.99
Beer me, PacMan.
Price: $3,999.99
Never leave your house underprepared for an aerial dragon attack.
Price: $2,939.99
We don't have to tell you that you need this. You already know.
Price: $1,540
Make no mistake — this is not a costume.
